theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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