Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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