There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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