You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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