Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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