had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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