"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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