i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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