I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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