you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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