Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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