How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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