he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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