you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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