He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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