bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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