i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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