It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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