I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
