whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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