On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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