I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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