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Your tits are I can't wait for
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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