Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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