I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
so much tequila, so little girl.
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