david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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