Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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