did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
