Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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