his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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