Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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