I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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