I wish i was in the wii world.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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