he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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