We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize