been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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