it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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