Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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