he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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