What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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