oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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