Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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