Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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