Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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