It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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