just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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