You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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