he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Randomize
