His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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