My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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