i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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