haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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