please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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