Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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