Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sorry my hands just texted you
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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